// exhibit: the stitching itself
we'll let the thread do the talking
no filters. no soft focus. this is what lands on your desk — thread for thread.
method — real embroidery, not printed
stitch — satin + fill, tone-matched
blank — heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed
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FAQ Questions Asked with some Frequency
Every Desk Face piece is embroidered to order — nothing sits in a warehouse developing feelings. Two clocks start when you order.
Production: 2–5 business days. Embroidery takes longer than printing. Worth it.
US shipping: 2–5 business days after that, depending on where you are.
Most orders land within 4–10 business days total. Faster than your IT ticket. Slower than your calendar filling up on Monday morning.
Production: 2–5 business days. Embroidery takes longer than printing. Worth it.
US shipping: 2–5 business days after that, depending on where you are.
Most orders land within 4–10 business days total. Faster than your IT ticket. Slower than your calendar filling up on Monday morning.
Yes — a tracking link lands in your inbox the moment your order ships. Refresh it as often as you'd like. We won't tell anyone.
30-day quality guarantee. If it arrives damaged, defective, or not what you ordered, we replace it or refund it — your call, within 30 days.
Everything's made to order, just for you, so we can't take "changed my mind" returns. But if we got it wrong, we make it right. You'll be talking to a person, not a form.
Everything's made to order, just for you, so we can't take "changed my mind" returns. But if we got it wrong, we make it right. You'll be talking to a person, not a form.
Not yet — we're US-only for now. International is on the roadmap, somewhere between "soon" and "we'll circle back."
Heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed after it's sewn, which is why it arrives soft instead of getting there eventually. It has structure and won't go sheer.
Every design is embroidered in real thread, not printed. Made to outlast the quarter.
Everything else you've been handed at work depreciated on contact. This doesn't.
Every design is embroidered in real thread, not printed. Made to outlast the quarter.
Everything else you've been handed at work depreciated on contact. This doesn't.
Real thread, real stitches. We don't do printed-to-look-like-embroidery. That would be saying "let's circle back" with no intention of circling back, and we're better than that.
That's the entire point. Everything's HR-safe. Technically. The most offensive word in the catalog is "fine."
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